There are many realities
in the Omniverse!
Countless parallel worlds for I,
the Peeper to jack off to.
What makes these events
particularly strokeable?
All will be revealed,
dear viewer...
In time.
Palmer! Sasha!
You've gotta see this!
I think this box we found on
Eris is connected to the discs
we found on those monsters!
Cut to the chase, butt nut.
Some of us have to...
stuff.
Yeah, my hangover isn't going
to pour itself a gin and tonic.
Watch!
Amazing, right?
This is how Gibbs
is controlling the creatures!
It doesn't matter how
he's doing it, teeth...
What matters is that we don't
know where he is!
I... I think do.
Jodi!
We thought you'd given up on us.
And by "we" I mean "I," and by
"thought" I mean "hoped,"
and by "given up" I mean "died,"
and by "on us" I mean
"in a fire," and by "period"
I mean "disappointed ellipsis."
I saw Gibbs.
What?
On Dione.
He followed me there.
I tried to arrest him, but...
he escaped.
Ha! Hope you didn't try to
arrest him with your vagina.
Ew! Don't call it that.
Wait, so you know where
that turdball is?
I'm sure it's Mercury.
His ship was sporting brand-new,
aftermarket shield boosters
and surplus coolant,
stuff you only need when
you're spending a lot of time
that close to the sun.
Well that's where our
grandparents live!
Everyone's grandparents are
on Mercury.
Thank God my grandparents
are dead.
Psst! Palmer!
Didn't you think
little Miss Prefect's story was
a little fishy?
C'mon, this is Jodi we're
talking about.
She's such a goody-goody,
she poops halos!
You idiots are on
the public channel.
Yeah, I know.
Jodi's so ugly, the government
moved Halloween to her birthday!
Haha!
I don't get it.
Attention!
Foreign military ships are not
allowed through the solar
shield...
Don't get a hard-on,
Mercury control, we're cleared
for grandparent visitation.
Ah... yes.
Access granted.
Set thrusters to "quiet"
and turn down your stereo.
There's a spot!
Nope, handicapped.
Handicapped.
Gee, handicapped.
They're all handicapped!
This planet sucks!
No monster activity.
Not yet.
Then let's kill some time
at a strip bar and hope the sag
factor isn't too nauseati...
tator tots!!!
Young man, aren't you here on
a grandparent visitation visa?
Er, what I meant was,
let's do what we came here to do
and visit our cherished elders.
Yay! Mamo and Bampo!
Sasha, you...
stick with Jodi?
Sure!
[Sighs]
* [rap music plays] *
SASHA: Ugh.
Old people dances are so lame.
You'll be old someday too,
Sasha.
I don't think so.
All great musicians die young.
So you'll be 150.
"Durrrrr! Durr!
Okay, Jodi so funny!"
Jodi!
Is that you?
Gammy!
Oh, my!
Let me get a look at you!
Gammy, this is my, uh-
Sasha Caylo, ma'am.
It's my pleasure to meet you.
What a polite young lady!
What can you tell me about
Jodi's childhood?
Ooh! Was there bed-wetting?
Oh, sweetheart,
you got so big!
Think you could take your
old granddad?
Think you could?
Yeah, I'd beat your ass.
Palmer honey, what kind of
cookies would you like?
I dunno.
Make a bunch of kinds,
then I'll choose.
[Groans]
Here's Jodi winning her
first spelling bee.
And these are Jodi's
report cards.
Spoiler alert...
They're all A's.
[Scoffs]
I almost got an "A" once...
Ooh I think that just bumped
you up to an A-minus.
[Muffled] What?
A-minuth?
I'm sorry, but this blow job
was due two weeks ago.
Aaahh!
Did I just tell that story
out loud, or was it all
in my head?
What's the matter, boy?
Palmer's super-cool
and he's done tons of stuff!
But... I haven't done
anything at all!
Haven't done anything?
Ha!
Why, I remember...
All right!
Yeah!
* You shake my brains *
* And you shatter my nerves *
Bampo! Those are all
stories about Palmer!
Heh. You know me.
Once I get started on Palmer...
Come to think of it, why do
you call him by his last name?
Palmer's my name too!
And yours!
Yeah, but your brother,
he really made it his own...
wait a minute!
I forgot Palmer was here!
Out of the way!
Oh, Willie-silly cakes.
You have accomplished a lot!
Really, Mamo?
Like when?
Remember the day of
the great race?
My steering wheel is
a tupperware lid.
Oh... cool!
[Snickers] I can't lose!
ANNOUNCER: Racers ready!
Set...
Go!
Ball bearings maximized...
electronic gravity balancers
at full capacity!
Uh-oh!
Better form Titan Maximum!
Yeah!
You're in trouble now!
Gaaaaaaaaaaaarrgh!!!
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...!!!
Well that was-
Ah-ah-ah!
Let me finish!
[Screaming continues]
[Screaming, grunting in pain]
[Screaming, crying]
MAN: The kid's on fire!
MAN: Throw more hay at him!
As part of the settlement
with the city, you were
awarded first place!
I did do that!
And do you know what?
I think it's finally time
to redeem this hug!
Whoops!
This is expired.
Okay, I've got
a dirty lansbury,
a filthy hip replacement,
and who ordered
the get off my lawn?
Oh my God, I'm in hell.
Gammy, I... I lied earlier.
Things aren't really going well
at all.
What do you mean, dear?
I'm making bad decisions.
Crazy bad.
I don't deserve to be
on the team...
Young lady, every single time
you've faced an insurmountable
challenge, you've kicked that
challenge square in the balls.
I remember...
you scum-stains wanna win
next week's competition?
Then you gotta think like
the right arm!
You gotta become the right arm!
I'd like to try out too...
sir?
This scum-rag wants to be
the right arm of Titan Maximum!
Ain't no girl never been
Titan Maximum's right arm!
Dudes train their right arms
nonstop!
Maybe they're right.
Maybe a girl can't be Titan
Maximum's right arm.
Rrrrrgh...!!!
And... We're done.
Dammit!
Mister, you're amazing!
Can you teach me to do that?
I swore I'd never train
another soul...
not after...
that night...
Oh. Well, okay.
Hey! Thought you'd be
more persistent.
No, seriously,
name's Tap Bannister,
I give lessons all the time.
What's first?
Push-ups? Isometrics?
Girl, look at these
pipe cleaners, huh?
Does it look like I've done
a push-up my whole damn life?
Arm wrestling's all in
the fingers...
that's the secret!
Hmm...
think I'm playing?
Check out this insanity.
Bunny, horsey, ducky,
ten speed bike,
Eddie Van Halen,
Titanic,
Titanic sinking,
scene from Titanic
where Leo drew Kate.
Whoa.
Cadet Yanarella!
You're up!
I'm ready for battle, sir!
Well, saddle up, scum-pot!
This is gonna be like takin'
candy from a baby on a cakewalk!
[Laughs]
Uh, sorry, no hats.
Scumbags ready!
[Blows whistle]
Take it!
Take it...
[straining]
All!
Ha!
Wh...?
Scumbelievable.
Women are our masters now!!!
[Grunting]
Oh, no!
[Groaning]
[Groaning, crying]
I did it!
Congratulations,
you disgusting, scum-ass pig!
You're the new right arm of
Titan Maximum!
I won!
Where's Tap?
I want to thank him!
Tap?
Little lady, Tap died...
16 years ago.
What?
It was a night...
just like this one...
Tap Bannister?
Oh, Tap Bannister.
I think he's taking a leak.
Whew, we almost had
a bone-chilling moment there.
You became the right arm of
Titan Maximum.
Thanks, Gammy.
I feel a whole lot better.
That's a grandparent's job.
And a grandchild's job is
to make us proud.
Jodi, you make me so very,
very proud, no matter what.
We interrupt Mercury's number
one sitcom, Stewed Prunes,
for this breaking news bulletin.
New details about the solar
system's most wanted villain!
What is the notorious Gibbs
getting into now?
Answer...
Jodi Yanarella
of Titan Force Five,
according to this
newly released video!
Say my name!
No, spell it!
Spell my name!
G... i... b... s-
it has two bs!
Start over!
G... i...
you're dead to me.
Gammy...
Hey, what'd I miss?
JODI ON TV: Yes! Yes!
Yes!
PEEPER: Now there's an
awkward family moment.
Even the Peeper shouldn't
jack off to this.
Or should he?